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When Buffy finished, I went to look at the survey to see what type of cheesecake I had to eat. And it was a tie between toffee and blackcurrant, which meant a random selection, and the random selection said... blackcurrant. Damnit. But anyway, I dressed in my old lady outfit, and then went off to Safeway, ad bought a piece of cheesecake. When I got back, I chatted for a little while with kimble and barakta, and then it was time to do the deed. So, I cut myself a slice of the cheesecake, and then prepared to eat it.

This took me quite a while. First I had to motivate myself enough to put a bit of it in my mouth to see if it really was as bad as I expected. It was. If anything, it was worse. So I tried to fgure out the best way to eat it. My first thought was to eat it in really tiny bits, and just out it straight in and swallow it straght down so as not to taste it. That didn't work though; I oculd still taste it, and such small bits would have meant a lot of mouthfuls. My next thought was to try using large mouthfuls. It would still be disgusting, but I'd get it over with quickly. Good in theory, but in practice, it nearly made me throw up, so I gave up on that strategy. Next up, I tried stuffing my mouth with chocolate before putting a bit in my mouth, to try to mask the taste, but that didn't work either, as I could still taste it. And then finally, I hit on the ultimate solution. I put a piece in the front of my mouth, and then took a big gulp of water, and swallowed it down as if it were a pill, which worked, and let me eat it without much tsting it, so before long I had it all finished.
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